Last week I kicked Tex to the curb. It had been a long time coming but still mildly traumatic. The relationship got way more serious than I ever expected and it made me sad to read the early blog posts about him. But, back on the horse, right?
Immediately — and I mean within 3 minutes [...]
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Recycling …
Posted in Bitching, Craigslist, Encounters, The Main Lay on March 9, 2009 | 1 Comment »
A Sticky Situation
Posted in The Main Lay on January 28, 2009 | 6 Comments »
Yesterday evening I went in for my monthly Brazilian. Generally, it’s recommended that you take it easy for the first 24 hours post-wax, to avoid any irritation. I mean, it’s not too awesome having the hair ripped out of your hooha.
Well, Tex was home last night and of course I ended up over there. I [...]
Have a Bite of the Apple, Eve
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, The Main Lay on January 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It may surprise you to learn that Audrina goes to church. A lot of people who know me in real life are surprised. Whatever, I am complex.
I started going to a new church, close to my apartment, a while ago. I went once, didn’t go for a few weeks, then went back the week before [...]
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Posted in Encounters, The Main Lay on December 7, 2008 | 4 Comments »
I have never orgasmed easily during intercourse. My best bet is direct stimulation when I’m on top. It’s great when it happens but it’s pretty rare.
I was at a sex toy party a while ago and bought this stuff the lady called “orgasm in a bottle.” I have had it for a while now but [...]
I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar …
Posted in Encounters, The Main Lay on November 28, 2008 | 1 Comment »
It had been two long ass weeks in between sex sessions with Tex and I was getting a bit testy. Monday evening I was in the post office when he called; I let it go to VM and listened to the message a little bit later. (He tends to be on the chatty side.) Thank [...]
Lauren Needs to Get Laid… Soon
Posted in The Main Lay on November 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s been over two weeks since I’ve seen Health Nut and I’m getting kind of antsy… to the point where I’ve texted The Prince for a hook-up.
We haven’t been able to work anything out… yet.
Health Nut had better be able to come through soon — or Lauren will be getting what she needs from someone [...]
HNT: Lauren’s Sneaky
Posted in HNT, The Main Lay on November 13, 2008 | 9 Comments »
I know I haven’t posted about my escapades in awhile. Health Nut and I have been seeing each other pretty regularly and I don’t really have a desire to find a different guy to fuck. It’s hard to believe that he and I have been seeing each other for almost a month already. Time really [...]
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