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It’s been over two months since I last got laid — and I’m trying my damnedest to change that. I posted an ad on Craigslist this weekend and have, of course, been inundated with responses. I’d say I reply about 20% of the time.
This guy went right in the trash.
I love thicker women to an [...]

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Remember this?
Pretend like it never happened.
If I didn’t like dick so much, I’d swear off men forever.
Seriously.
And he fucking gave me the “it’s not you, it’s me” line. Are you fucking kidding me? Can you not be a little more original?
Like Audrina told me when I called her — at least it happened after the [...]

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