Want a Response? Don’t Do This

It’s been over two months since I last got laid — and I’m trying my damnedest to change that. I posted an ad on Craigslist this weekend and have, of course, been inundated with responses. I’d say I reply about 20% of the time.
This guy went right in the trash.
I love thicker women to an [...]

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Who the Hell Did I Piss Off?

I was off work yestersday, so I posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a little fun. I started e-mailing with this one guy who was cute with a nice dick. I was all into making plans to see him when he asked when and where the “meating” would happen.
Yeah… that quickly doused any arousal.
I [...]

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It Really Shouldn’t Be This Hard to Get Laid

I posted another ad a few days ago and many of the responses have just pissed me off.
My ad specifically states I want someone in a certain age range and single. You know what? It’s there for a reason. You are not going to be the fucking exception! If I say I’m looking for someone [...]

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Another Lesson

I may be trolling for sex looking for casual encounters, but asking if I’d like to “cum” over does nothing except turn me off… not on.
Let’s recap:
* Let me make you cum. (good — and you’d fucking better!)
* Wanna cum over? (bad)
* Wanna come over? (good)

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