It’s been over two months since I last got laid — and I’m trying my damnedest to change that. I posted an ad on Craigslist this weekend and have, of course, been inundated with responses. I’d say I reply about 20% of the time.
This guy went right in the trash.
I love thicker women to an [...]
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Want a Response? Don’t Do This
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Bitching, Craigslist, E-mails, Pet Peeves, Seriously?!?!?!? on January 19, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Who the Hell Did I Piss Off?
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Bitching, Craigslist, E-mails, Pet Peeves on December 2, 2008 | 7 Comments »
I was off work yestersday, so I posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a little fun. I started e-mailing with this one guy who was cute with a nice dick. I was all into making plans to see him when he asked when and where the “meating” would happen.
Yeah… that quickly doused any arousal.
I [...]
Sometimes Once Is More than Enough
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, E-mails on September 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Remember The Marine?
After our encounter back in July, I didn’t hear anything else from him. I thought it was weird because he seemed into it and talked about wanting to get together again… but whatever.
Yesterday, I logged into an e-mail account I rarely use (apparently the one I gave him) and found this, which was [...]
How NOT to Reply to a Photo Request …
Posted in Bitching, Craigslist, E-mails on August 20, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I was thinking about going out of town for the weekend and decided to do some recon work on the local CL. I posted an ad, not sure if I’d have the time/inclination for a hook-up but hell, why not?
One douchebag sent me the following message, along with his photo:
Begin forwarded message:
From: “douchebag@yahoo.com“
Date: July 28, [...]
You Know What…
Posted in Bitching, Craigslist, E-mails on July 20, 2008 | 2 Comments »
If you’re trolling Craigslist and respond to an ad, you’d better be fucking ready to follow through. Don’t e-mail me, text me and send me pictures of your (small) dick… only to change your mind the next day, saying you can’t go through with it because you’re not over your ex.
It’s not a relationship… it’s [...]
Dirty E-mails
Posted in E-mails, Encounters on July 12, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
When I woke up this morning after a very short, but great encounter with WBTYM (Wham, Bam, Thank You Ma’am), I started reading through all the dirty e-mails from last night. This one made me giggle (and feel a teensy bit like a skank).
Hi Lauren, lol. I guess good to know your name since we’re [...]
Another Lesson
Posted in E-mails, Pet Peeves on July 9, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I may be trolling for sex looking for casual encounters, but asking if I’d like to “cum” over does nothing except turn me off… not on.
Let’s recap:
* Let me make you cum. (good — and you’d fucking better!)
* Wanna cum over? (bad)
* Wanna come over? (good)
Not Off to a Good Start
Posted in Craigslist, E-mails on July 8, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
A selection of e-mails I’ve received …
Ok!!…Here we go….Iam 27 jus broke up with my ex girl few months back….so kinda not used to mastrubation for a long time now…..and I dont like to do someone…but you sounded interesting and fun…Iam available tonite and can have a lot of fun….Iam pretty good at giving exotic [...]
Advice for the Fellas
Posted in Craigslist, E-mails on July 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »
If you want to fuck a woman who is looking to get laid, don’t send her this response.
Sounds like you need a good fucking. I’ll have you begging me to let you cum. Can’t wait to see you.
All that’s going to do is make me hit delete… after sending it (and the picture of [...]
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