Last week I kicked Tex to the curb. It had been a long time coming but still mildly traumatic. The relationship got way more serious than I ever expected and it made me sad to read the early blog posts about him. But, back on the horse, right?
Immediately — and I mean within 3 minutes [...]
Archive for the ‘Craigslist’ Category
Recycling …
Posted in Bitching, Craigslist, Encounters, The Main Lay on March 9, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Want a Response? Don’t Do This
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Bitching, Craigslist, E-mails, Pet Peeves, Seriously?!?!?!? on January 19, 2009 | 3 Comments »
It’s been over two months since I last got laid — and I’m trying my damnedest to change that. I posted an ad on Craigslist this weekend and have, of course, been inundated with responses. I’d say I reply about 20% of the time.
This guy went right in the trash.
I love thicker women to an [...]
Who the Hell Did I Piss Off?
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Bitching, Craigslist, E-mails, Pet Peeves on December 2, 2008 | 7 Comments »
I was off work yestersday, so I posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a little fun. I started e-mailing with this one guy who was cute with a nice dick. I was all into making plans to see him when he asked when and where the “meating” would happen.
Yeah… that quickly doused any arousal.
I [...]
Wow… Just Wow…
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Craigslist on November 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Because I haven’t seen Health Nut in like a month (making Lauren VERY pissy), I put a new ad up on Craigslist. After weeding through all the e-mails, I started chatting with this one guy. We seemed to hit it off pretty well and he was cute with a nice dick based on the pictures [...]
Fucking Seriously???
Posted in Craigslist on November 7, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Someone did a study to see who had more sex, curvy girls like me and Lauren, or skinny bitches, like, oh, our namesakes. LOL
Um. Duh. Curvy girls for the win.
But seriously. WHY WAS THIS EVEN NECESSARY????
Even at my heaviest, I didn’t have a problem finding men to date. Yes, I said date, not fuck.
Read the [...]
A Dangerous Game
Posted in Craigslist on October 18, 2008 | 3 Comments »
It’s no secret that I consider myself to be not so good at relationships. If I make it a few months, it’s something. That’s why I post ads on CL. It’s (usually) quick, easy and I get what I want. In fact, here’s the ad that attracted Tex:
I’m a cute and sassy 30-something looking for [...]
Close to Home
Posted in Craigslist, Encounters on October 17, 2008 | 6 Comments »
Cub responded to one of my ads using his work e-mail address… a company I’m very familiar with. I work in a very small field and he works for one of my competitors. In fact, I’m good friends with many of his co-workers. I e-mailed him back letting him know that… and told him it [...]
Hello Silver Lining
Posted in Craigslist, Encounters on October 15, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
I was (rightfully) pissed after the shit Chicken Shit pulled on me yesterday… but right now all I can say is thank God he didn’t come back up.
I went back into my e-mail and sent a message to one of the guys who’d responded. We’ll call him The Prince (Audrina knows why *giggle*).
The Prince had [...]
L-I-V-I-D
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Craigslist, Encounters on October 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I played hooky from work today and I wanted to have a little fun, so I posted an ad. I received quite a few responses and throughout the morning and afternoon, I weeded through all the e-mails and replied to the ones I was interested in.
Chicken Shit was one of those.
He and I exchanged about [...]
A British Invasion
Posted in Craigslist, Encounters on October 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
So I didn’t get my Saturday sex… but I sure as hell got it on Sunday.
Brit Boy answered my ad on Craigslist and we spent today e-mailing back and forth. I eventually gave him my address and he came over.
Holy fucking hell. Brit Boy is fucking HOT! And the accent? *swoons*
We immediately wandered into the [...]
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