Recycling …

Last week I kicked Tex to the curb. It had been a long time coming but still mildly traumatic. The relationship got way more serious than I ever expected and it made me sad to read the early blog posts about him. But, back on the horse, right?
Immediately — and I mean within 3 minutes [...]

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Want a Response? Don’t Do This

It’s been over two months since I last got laid — and I’m trying my damnedest to change that. I posted an ad on Craigslist this weekend and have, of course, been inundated with responses. I’d say I reply about 20% of the time.
This guy went right in the trash.
I love thicker women to an [...]

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Who the Hell Did I Piss Off?

I was off work yestersday, so I posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a little fun. I started e-mailing with this one guy who was cute with a nice dick. I was all into making plans to see him when he asked when and where the “meating” would happen.
Yeah… that quickly doused any arousal.
I [...]

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It Shouldn’t Be This Difficult …

So tonight, I’m trying to arrange a hook-up with Tex. He works on the weekends and I knew my chances were slim, but I sent him a text asking him to call me if he wanted company after work. The response? A smiley face. A god-damned smiley face. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
I wanted [...]

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Excuse Me?

Last week, I went through and cleaned out the contact list on my cell phone. I deleted the numbers of all hookups with two exceptions.
Thursday night, I was dirty texting Health Nut when a text came in without a name attached. “I need a blow job.”
Excuse me?
I was wracking my brain to determine who the [...]

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Denied!

Tex called tonight … he not only worked a double today, he’s working doubles tomorrow and Monday.
Umm. Seriously. I WANT TO GET LAID. 
I know the boy has to make a living and all … and, as he pointed out, the more money he makes, the more he has to spend on me … but what [...]

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How to Ruin a Date with Audrina

So yeah. I had a date tonight and it didn’t go very well. The sad thing is that the previous dates had gone well and we’ve had some great, in-depth conversations. I had fun at dinner and talking with him, but his driving really put me on edge. He’s in a wheelchair and has to [...]

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It Really Shouldn’t Be This Hard to Get Laid

I posted another ad a few days ago and many of the responses have just pissed me off.
My ad specifically states I want someone in a certain age range and single. You know what? It’s there for a reason. You are not going to be the fucking exception! If I say I’m looking for someone [...]

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How NOT to Reply to a Photo Request …

I was thinking about going out of town for the weekend and decided to do some recon work on the local CL. I posted an ad, not sure if I’d have the time/inclination for a hook-up but hell, why not?
One douchebag sent me the following message, along with his photo:
Begin forwarded message:
From: “douchebag@yahoo.com“
Date: July 28, [...]

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Fucking Srsly?

Due to some health issues, I’m out of commission for a few weeks. I heard from Viva Viagra a few times while I was in the hospital; actually, even before I went in, he asked if he could see me when I was recuperating (i.e. he knew I wouldn’t be able to have sex and [...]

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