It’s been over two months since I last got laid — and I’m trying my damnedest to change that. I posted an ad on Craigslist this weekend and have, of course, been inundated with responses. I’d say I reply about 20% of the time.
This guy went right in the trash.
I love thicker women to an [...]
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Want a Response? Don’t Do This
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Bitching, Craigslist, E-mails, Pet Peeves, Seriously?!?!?!? on January 19, 2009 | 3 Comments »
Have a Bite of the Apple, Eve
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, The Main Lay on January 4, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
It may surprise you to learn that Audrina goes to church. A lot of people who know me in real life are surprised. Whatever, I am complex.
I started going to a new church, close to my apartment, a while ago. I went once, didn’t go for a few weeks, then went back the week before [...]
Who the Hell Did I Piss Off?
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Bitching, Craigslist, E-mails, Pet Peeves on December 2, 2008 | 7 Comments »
I was off work yestersday, so I posted an ad on Craigslist looking for a little fun. I started e-mailing with this one guy who was cute with a nice dick. I was all into making plans to see him when he asked when and where the “meating” would happen.
Yeah… that quickly doused any arousal.
I [...]
Wow… Just Wow…
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Craigslist on November 29, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Because I haven’t seen Health Nut in like a month (making Lauren VERY pissy), I put a new ad up on Craigslist. After weeding through all the e-mails, I started chatting with this one guy. We seemed to hit it off pretty well and he was cute with a nice dick based on the pictures [...]
Excuse Me?
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Bitching on October 26, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Last week, I went through and cleaned out the contact list on my cell phone. I deleted the numbers of all hookups with two exceptions.
Thursday night, I was dirty texting Health Nut when a text came in without a name attached. “I need a blow job.”
Excuse me?
I was wracking my brain to determine who the [...]
Denied!
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Bitching on October 18, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Tex called tonight … he not only worked a double today, he’s working doubles tomorrow and Monday.
Umm. Seriously. I WANT TO GET LAID.
I know the boy has to make a living and all … and, as he pointed out, the more money he makes, the more he has to spend on me … but what [...]
No Condoms? What?!
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Encounters on October 15, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Last night I went over to Tex’s apartment … we had dinner and then settled in to watch TV. About midway through an episode of House, we snuggled closer and closer … then next thing I knew, I was half naked, on the bed, while Tex went down on me. *swoon*
He was a little slower [...]
L-I-V-I-D
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, Craigslist, Encounters on October 14, 2008 | 2 Comments »
I played hooky from work today and I wanted to have a little fun, so I posted an ad. I received quite a few responses and throughout the morning and afternoon, I weeded through all the e-mails and replied to the ones I was interested in.
Chicken Shit was one of those.
He and I exchanged about [...]
Sometimes Once Is More than Enough
Posted in Are You Kidding Me?!?, E-mails on September 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Remember The Marine?
After our encounter back in July, I didn’t hear anything else from him. I thought it was weird because he seemed into it and talked about wanting to get together again… but whatever.
Yesterday, I logged into an e-mail account I rarely use (apparently the one I gave him) and found this, which was [...]
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