
Yesterday evening I went in for my monthly Brazilian. Generally, it’s recommended that you take it easy for the first 24 hours post-wax, to avoid any irritation. I mean, it’s not too awesome having the hair ripped out of your hooha.
Well, Tex was home last night and of course I ended up over there. I told him that I was freshly waxed and I’d be coming over just to share his bed.
Mmhmm.
Before I knew it, my pants and panties were off, I was on my back, and his face was between my thighs. He kept at it but I thought that something felt weird. After I came, he got up and said, “My face feels sticky.” I said, “Oh my God, the wax!”
He had wax on his nose and chin, and when he tried to wash his face, the water just beaded up. He ended up with bits of towel stuck to his face as well.
Being a trooper, Tex went right back to task, deciding to take one for the team. Afterwards, he went to the bathroom and yelled, “Babe, my nostrils are stuck shut!”
After sending Lauren a quick text (news like this was too amazing to keep to myself LOL), I joined Tex in the shower, where I first de-waxed myself and then tried to get the wax off of his face, to no avail. He ended up having to scrub his face this morning and then got the rest of it off when he shaved.
Yeah, sometimes warnings are there for a reason. :p

I think I laugh a little harder every time I hear the story. LOL
hahahah thats awesome!!! Trooper is right!! I think whats works to remove the wax is oil! like baby oil or something! but I guess if hes a real trouper you could try motor oil!
That is so damn funny. I’m glad it all ended well.
Laser Hair Removal……Much better than waxing!
Hahaha. Your guy is so brave to go down on you after being warned! Or maybe, because he didn’t know the consequences…
I would prefer to have laser hair removal, rather than waxing.This have lesser pain, and a long lasting result. It’s also really effective!