It may surprise you to learn that Audrina goes to church. A lot of people who know me in real life are surprised. Whatever, I am complex.
I started going to a new church, close to my apartment, a while ago. I went once, didn’t go for a few weeks, then went back the week before Christmas. Before that service, a pretty cute guy sat down at the table next to me and started a conversation. I missed a week, because I was out of town with the family, and today that same guy was a greeter and looked quite happy to see me. Services start at 10:30 and there’s usually about 20-30 minutes of music/singing. Partway through that portion of the service, I heard a man ask if he could share my table, and it was him.
Now, mind you, I am still seeing Tex. It has been more than 3 months that we’ve been dating. However, I haven’t seen him since I left his apartment on the 23rd, because he’s been out of town with his family and he isn’t planning to be back in town until sometime next weekend, maybe. UGH. So, while I’m sitting in church, I’m thinking, hmmm, I bet this guy doesn’t smoke pot all day or drink a 6-pack like it’s water. (I’m sure he has his own faults, whatever.) Then I felt like a bitch because I would be PISSED if I found out Tex was thinking about some other chick like that. This guy was in kind of a hurry after the service ended so we didn’t chat long.
Last night, I was on my way out for a massage when I saw Viva Viagra’s car. I literally RAN across the street to get in my car but I heard him speed up … and he blocked my car with his, listening to some lame-ass 80s rap song. UGH. He all but propositioned me, inviting me over for “the rest of the massage” that evening. *shudder* I saw him again when I came home from church. If his apartment wasn’t at the back of the building, I’d swear that he was watching for me.
I wish Tex would get his ass home soon. This shit is wearing thin.
