Because I haven’t seen Health Nut in like a month (making Lauren VERY pissy), I put a new ad up on Craigslist. After weeding through all the e-mails, I started chatting with this one guy. We seemed to hit it off pretty well and he was cute with a nice dick based on the pictures he went me. We made plans to meet tonight for coffee to see if we clicked as well in person as we did online.
Thank GOD this was a time when I wanted to meet in public instead of inviting him over to my place. Seriously.
I’m going to call him Mr. t. Why? Because apparently he was a transvestite for more than five years, but stopped because the hormones messed him up.
!!!
He told me when he normally looks at Craigslist, he browses the m4m or t4m section — but on that particular night, he decided to see what was in the w4m section.
To be honest, I really wasn’t attracted to him in person anyway, so this sealed the deal for me. We chatted for a few more minutes before I made my getaway.
I couldn’t call Audrina fast enough… but I did wait until I had pulled out of the Starbucks. Hell, I was formulating the conversation (and this blog post) as he and I were talking.
NEXT!
I *still* can’t get over this LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. After seeing that pic of him on MySpace, I cannot imagine him AT ALL as a girl. BLECH.
BLECH is right. No attraction whatsoever — boy or girl.
Lauren, you win. No matter how bad my dates were in the past, I have yet to meet a tman. You win.
Now, missy, find yourself someone who wants to keep himself a man
–S
Scorpio: LOL I couldn’t believe it. Thank God he was open about it… although I wouldn’t have fucked him anyway. Audrina and I had our suspicions after reading his MySpace page — BUT STILL!
I’m trying. Believe me, I’m trying.