Wow… Just Wow…

Because I haven’t seen Health Nut in like a month (making Lauren VERY pissy), I put a new ad up on Craigslist. After weeding through all the e-mails, I started chatting with this one guy. We seemed to hit it off pretty well and he was cute with a nice dick based on the pictures [...]

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I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar …

It had been two long ass weeks in between sex sessions with Tex and I was getting a bit testy. Monday evening I was in the post office when he called; I let it go to VM and listened to the message a little bit later. (He tends to be on the chatty side.) Thank [...]

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HNT: Lauren’s a Day Late

Audrina said she’d post this week, but got caught up in Thanksgiving with the family. I’ll go ahead and put one up. It’s a day late, but that’s okay.

Head to Osbasso’s for more HNT fun.

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Happy Thanksgiving

The Prince is coming over this morning before I go to work.
You could say it’s a new way to define Thanksgiving stuffing.
The asshole stood me up. I’d better not fucking get any more text messages asking me to suck his cock.
Thank God I have plans to get laid Saturday. I’m still trying to [...]

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Lauren Needs to Get Laid… Soon

It’s been over two weeks since I’ve seen Health Nut and I’m getting kind of antsy… to the point where I’ve texted The Prince for a hook-up.
We haven’t been able to work anything out… yet.
Health Nut had better be able to come through soon — or Lauren will be getting what she needs from someone [...]

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HNT: Lauren’s Sneaky

I know I haven’t posted about my escapades in awhile. Health Nut and I have been seeing each other pretty regularly and I don’t really have a desire to find a different guy to fuck. It’s hard to believe that he and I have been seeing each other for almost a month already. Time really [...]

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It Shouldn’t Be This Difficult …

So tonight, I’m trying to arrange a hook-up with Tex. He works on the weekends and I knew my chances were slim, but I sent him a text asking him to call me if he wanted company after work. The response? A smiley face. A god-damned smiley face. WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN?
I wanted [...]

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Fucking Seriously???

Someone did a study to see who had more sex, curvy girls like me and Lauren, or skinny bitches, like, oh, our namesakes. LOL 
Um. Duh. Curvy girls for the win. 
But seriously. WHY WAS THIS EVEN NECESSARY????
Even at my heaviest, I didn’t have a problem finding men to date. Yes, I said date, not fuck. 
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HNT: This Little Piggy …

I love a good pedicure … and this one happened to match my old phone. 
 

For more HNT fun, just head over to Osbasso’s.

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