No Condoms? What?!

Last night I went over to Tex’s apartment … we had dinner and then settled in to watch TV. About midway through an episode of House, we snuggled closer and closer … then next thing I knew, I was half naked, on the bed, while Tex went down on me. *swoon*

He was a little slower than I would have liked — his tongue apparently moves at the same speed whether he’s talking or licking — but I got into a rhythm and lost track of the orgasms. It wasn’t until afterwards that I realized his windows were open … so yeah, the neighbors probably got an earful. 

Tex seemed especially appreciative of my freshly waxed vajayjay, as he has never encountered that before. (The extra attention was worth the pain, suffering and $60+tip monthly charge.) Eventually, I wrangled the rest of his clothes off of him and went to work on returning the oral favor. Nice length and thickness. I was pleased. Bonus points to him for moaning my actual name instead of “oh baby,” like a guy can’t remember who he’s with!

So there we were, naked, him on top of me, looking at each other with bedroom eyes … when he rolled off of me and said, “Usually I’m not this shy.” Ummm what? He went on to explain that he would love to be fucking me but he did not have any condoms. Ummm WHAT? Seriously. What single person doesn’t keep condoms around? I have like 2 dozen in my nightstand drawer. (I didn’t bring one with me, because I didn’t have my purse but whatever, I was still a happy girl LOL.) 

And then … he asked me to stay. I never stay. I am anti-spend-the-night girl. But, Tex is so damn cute, so I did. I think I texted Lauren, just so someone would know where I am. I did the walk of shame home at 7 a.m., took a quick shower, got dressed and went off to work. I emailed Lauren later this morning to tell her I could still smell his cologne on my hair. *swoon*

So this weekend I am definitely looking to get laid. I had a taste of his dick (literally and figuratively) and I want more. Much more. We’ll just make sure the windows are shut this time.