Yesterday afternoon I decided it was time to post a new ad at my home away from home, Craig’s List. It was an inspired post, if I do say so myself, and I received a number of reponses (duh). One stood out. We’ll call him Tex. Turns out that Tex lives in the apartment building next to mine. Convenient, no? We emailed yesterday and today, and made plans to meet for dinner.
I walked over to his building at 6 (after emailing Lauren all of the pertinent information, of course. Safety first!) and saw a really weird looking guy sitting on top of the newspaper box at the corner. Now, mind you, I hadn’t see Tex’s face. Just his chest. Yeah, yeah, I know. So I was really freaking out thinking this crazy ass guy is Tex. I sat down, said a quick prayer, texted Lauren and hoped to God that someone else would come out of the building … sure enough, Tex appeared.
Nice looking guy about 6′ tall, slim, dark hair/eyes. I wouldn’t call him hot but there was a definite attraction. In fact, within seconds of seeing him, I had pegged him as do-able. (Hey, when a girl knows, a girl knows!)
We walked over to a restaurant that’s a few blocks away and had a nice dinner. I wasn’t sure how things were going to go, considering that bitch Aunt Flo is in town and I really didn’t want to explain that to a near-stranger. But, he asked if I wanted to go somewhere else, so I dropped off my leftovers and then we went to a local coffee shop and hung out there.
A few times, I thought he was going to kiss me, but he didn’t. That was probably my fault. I tend to get a little skittish and chatty when I think a guy is going to make a move. He said several times we should see each other again, blah blah blah … but it won’t be at my place, as it turns out he is severely allergic to cats (I have two). That greatly diminishes the chance that he and Viva Viagra will cross paths. LOL
So, we parted ways in the parking lot; he kissed my hand, that was it. As I was walking into my building, I glanced his way and saw that he was looking back at me. Hee hee. That made me giggle. Not sure when we’re going to hang out, but if it weren’t for Aunt Flo, I’d be fucking his brains out right now.
Just sayin’. :-p
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