Sometimes Once Is More than Enough

Remember The Marine?
After our encounter back in July, I didn’t hear anything else from him. I thought it was weird because he seemed into it and talked about wanting to get together again… but whatever.
Yesterday, I logged into an e-mail account I rarely use (apparently the one I gave him) and found this, which was [...]

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How to Ruin a Date with Audrina

So yeah. I had a date tonight and it didn’t go very well. The sad thing is that the previous dates had gone well and we’ve had some great, in-depth conversations. I had fun at dinner and talking with him, but his driving really put me on edge. He’s in a wheelchair and has to [...]

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We Have Liftoff!

So the other day I was home, Viva Viagra was home and yeah, y’all know how that goes. I told him that after MONTHS of searching, I finally found my rabbit (my closet is full, ‘k?). He had never played with one and, of course, hightailed it up to my apartment. We pretty much got [...]

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It Really Shouldn’t Be This Hard to Get Laid

I posted another ad a few days ago and many of the responses have just pissed me off.
My ad specifically states I want someone in a certain age range and single. You know what? It’s there for a reason. You are not going to be the fucking exception! If I say I’m looking for someone [...]

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Hells Yeah, I’m Classy!

I recently found my box of toys — halle-fucking-lujah — and in addition to a rabbit, a few other vibrators and a pair of dildos, I also had a TON of condoms. I know the Reality brand condoms were brought over by a former friend and I had two unopened boxes, one of which I [...]

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