Due to some health issues, I’m out of commission for a few weeks. I heard from Viva Viagra a few times while I was in the hospital; actually, even before I went in, he asked if he could see me when I was recuperating (i.e. he knew I wouldn’t be able to have sex and he still wanted to hang out). Umm yeah.
Tonight I was online and he sent me an IM asking how I was. He told me about his weekend (he has a side business doing car stuff) and asked if I wanted to see some pics. Of course, I’m totally thinking dick pics, like, ooh baby, this is how much I miss you. LOL
Not so much. He showed me CAR PHOTOS. Then he said he had a question for me. Then he typed. And typed. And typed. Finally, his question appeared: He was going to run to the grocery and did I need anything?
Umm. What. The. Fuck.
He knows that I have a family member staying with me so it’s not like I’m alone. I appreciate him asking but I also was thinking, “No, Audrina, NO! Bad Viva Viagra! BAD!” As Lauren said, groceries = strings and we girls are not in this for the string.
Oh, and get this: He turned down a BJ, out of concern for my health! He didn’t want me to push it too soon and said, “I’ll still be here.”
Lord, help me.

He sounds like a very considerate and patient person. That’s a keeper in our book!
G & S — I’m a bit gunshy from a FWB I had a few years ago … I was newly divorced and it dragged on for two years on/off. So, with VivaViagra I’m trying to keep things as sex-only as possible, to protect myself …