I talked to Viva Viagra Tuesday night and we made tentative plans for a Wednesday hook-up. Well, last night he wasn’t online and I didn’t feel like calling him, so I went to bed, thinking I’d have an early night. Not so much.
Long story short, I first found myself dirty IM’ing with an acquaintance who was out of town on business, then, after he called me, I was panting in his ear having phone sex. I’m not a huge fan of phone sex but, hell, it’s not like it’s that difficult to describe a blow job or a fuck, and at least now I know he doesn’t make any really weird noises when he has an orgasm. He was surprisingly verbal whereas I tend to get tonguetied during such encounters … now all I have to do is get his ass off the phone and to my neck of the woods.

Sounds great a serving British soldier