When I posted the ad on Craigslist about wanting a fuck buddy, I wasn’t so sure I could actually go through with it. Everything always sounds so much better in theory and on paper than it does in real life. I’ve NEVER done anything like this before.
Yeah — I can’t say that anymore.
Ho. Ly. Shit.
I received dozens of responses to my ad (both the first one and the subsequent re-post after I chickened out and deleted the first)… and this guy was one of the first to respond. He followed all the necessary instructions (sent a pic of himself) and knew how to put a sentence together. SOLD!
We’ve been e-mailing back and forth all week long. We tried to do something on Tuesday, but it didn’t work. Tonight though, EVERYTHING worked.
Perfectly.
I repeat. Ho. Ly. Shit. (in fact I think that’s what the text I sent to Audrina said when I let her know I was okay).
He’s shorter than the guys I usually go for, but holy hell that man can pack a punch.
Lauren is going to sleep VERY well tonight, let me tell you.
When he e-mailed me tonight (after I propositioned him LOL), he said he wouldn’t have a lot of time since he’s gotta me up early in the morning — so it was pretty much a wham, bam, thank you ma’am situation, but that was fine by me. Momma is very happy.
Before he left he said something about getting together again when we have more time. I can’t fucking wait.

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