After receiving a shitload of responses to my ad, one guy stood out. We’ll call him AFB1 for Audrina’s fuck buddy #1. We exchanged several e-mails and seemed to be pretty similar. We’re both busy and don’t have time/don’t want to make time for a relationship. We exchanged photos and while I thought he was cute I also thought he looked vaguely familiar. As soon as he told me where he lived, I knew why …
WE LIVE IN THE SAME APARTMENT BUILDING!
What do you think the odds are of that???? I was freaked out at first and wondered, as he put it, would this be “too convenient” or “too close”? My last boyfriend and I worked together so hell, why not fuck someone who lives by me?!
FB1 came over last night … earlier I had showered and shaved my legs ’cause a girl just never knows. I texted Lauren to let her know FB1 was on his way up (the stairs). That was about 9:30. For three hours, we sat on my couch, talked and watched TV. After a few hours, he took my hand and was freaked out at how tiny it is (I have freakishly small hands; next to the hands of a grown man, they look like child hands) lol. Anyway things progressed and he FINALLY kissed me.
It was a good kiss, exactly how I like ‘em. Although he kissed my neck and the skin exposed by my tank top, he did NOT go for my tatas, which surprised me considering he had been ogling them all night. It got to be close to 1 a.m. and I was getting sleepy so he got up to leave. We had quite the passionate kiss at my door then he bolted before I could gauge the goods. Oh well.
While FB1 was in the bathroom, I texted Lauren to let her know he hadn’t made a move on me, and after he left I texted her again to tell her that the deal was not sealed. FB1 sent me a few emails this morning and said he enjoyed spending time with me and he looked forward to a much more intimate encounter …
Umm yeah. Me too. Le sigh.
It was kinda freaky how well we hit it off. He’s totally someone I would date … and I had been ogling him for months. But he saw me with my last boyfriend and I saw him with a woman so we both assumed the other person was taken … and how 70s is it to fuck someone who lives in your apartment building???
