If you want to fuck a woman who is looking to get laid, don’t send her this response.
Sounds like you need a good fucking. I’ll have you begging me to let you cum. Can’t wait to see you.
All that’s going to do is make me hit delete… after sending it (and the picture of you with your dumbass fish) to my friends so they can laugh their ass off too.
And it wasn’t a good sign that I thought his e-mail address had the word “sociopath” in it.